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Fur Flys as Rumors Swirl April 16, 2008

Posted by Master Shake in Latest Info.
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Tag line from a ’60s movie B-movie about square cops busting dirty hippies? Not really, unless Rumor Kitty is the cop and the Stoners are the…nevermind.

“We can’t thank <name withheld> enough for supporting…Stoners…we are so excited…for…the opportunity to showcase all of our local homegrown …”

-butchered quote taken totally out of context (link)

Word has it that several players have been signed by the Stoners, as they begin to round out their opening day roster…

…names such as Reading Rage veterans Jim Feimster (Pocono Mountain, ENCO and Moravian College), Pat Cucci (St Anthony’s-Smithtown, NY, BW Gottschee and Lehigh) and Dave Young (Saucon Valley HS, Lehigh United and Lock Haven University). Other guys will be Adam Welch (Moravian Academy, Lehigh United and Lehigh University), Jesse Schram (Oyster River, Durham, NH and Lehigh), Billy Trimble (Lancaster, PA Classics and Lock Haven University and Delaware PDL), Danny Drago (Stroudsburg, AC Perugia and East Stroudsburg University), Alex Weekes (Stroudsburg, AC Perugia and Colgate University), Bob Pipech (Pleasant Valley, SuperNova and St Francis University of Loretto), Ty Fenstermacher (Emmaus, SuperNova and Mount Saint Mary’s of Maryland), Matt McNeil (Owen J Roberts, Deep Run and Lehigh University), James Graf (Perkiomen Valley, Deep Run and Lehigh University), Tom Ehrlich (Bethlehem Liberty, ENCO and Lock Haven University) and Ryan Hess (Souderton, Deep Run and Moravian College) and more. OH YES, THERE WILL BE MORE.

Seem like a pretty well-formed and researched rumor? Of course, RK always does his homework.

Team President Robert Ehrlich, as always, was disturbed at the extent of the internal leak and promised a full investigation.

“My tendrils reach far and wide, there is no escape”

Rumor Kitty

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